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Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye here, ready to answer any of your dirty ques-OW! Don't punch me- Any questions you may have!
Feb 26 '12
Anonymous asked askroyai: 

Roy, what would you do if you ever somehow saw Berthold (Master) Hawkeye? (Yes, he’s dead, but if he wasn’t?)

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Feb 26 '12
Anonymous asked askroyai: 

If you two HAD to pick a third person to bring into the bedroom, who would it be? It’s fine to disagree!

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Feb 25 '12
Anonymous asked askroyai: 

Riza, do you like Roy’s mustache?

11 notes Tags: back from the dead

Dec 6 '11

Anonymous asked:

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

this is embarrassing..

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Oct 24 '11
smug-as-a-snake asked askroyai: 
Do you two ever have any moments that are so cute you’d be embarrassed if anyone ever saw them?
“Every morning”

smug-as-a-snake asked askroyai

Do you two ever have any moments that are so cute you’d be embarrassed if anyone ever saw them?

Every morning”

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Oct 24 '11
elviella asked askroyai: 
In a scale of 1 to 10, how TMI’d is your team (and Rebecca and pretty much everyone else I guess) ? :D
“Definitely 11,5/10”

elviella asked askroyai

In a scale of 1 to 10, how TMI’d is your team (and Rebecca and pretty much everyone else I guess) ? :D
“Definitely 11,5/10”

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Oct 24 '11
Anonymous asked askroyai: 
Hey Roy, what did Riza look like when you first met as kids?
“She had just hit me in the eye. Literally.”

Anonymous asked askroyai

Hey Roy, what did Riza look like when you first met as kids?
“She had just hit me in the eye. Literally.”

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Oct 24 '11
Anonymous asked askroyai: 
Who usually wins the strip poker games?

Anonymous asked askroyai

Who usually wins the strip poker games?

58 notes Tags: B)

Oct 7 '11

dialtastic asked:

I swear everytime you draw a new answer your style improves. And then I just go into the corner and cry and draw little dinosaurs. :I

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Oct 6 '11

Anonymous asked askroyai
 

Hey Roy, what do you do when someone else is flirting with your darling Riza? Or have you already told her that she’s amazing and you are seriously in love with her and all that stuff that you told me-

25 notes Tags: denial mustang